CM Punk is Your WWE ’13 Coverboy.

Best in the world.

Well holy shit. That cover is just filthy. WWE ’12 was alright, but it certainly had a bunch of flaws (mainly the Road to Wrestlemania single player campaign). THQ has promised that WWE ’13 has fixed almost everything. One thing I was really bothered by was how they simply recycled wrestlers entrances from years past instead of having them come into the studio and re-record their newer, more in-depth ones.

For example, CM Punk’s entrance is pretty specific. He enters, drops to one knee, runs his fingers through the imaginary sand, adjusts his watch, taps it, sometimes presses his ear to it, then cups his mouth and yells “It’s clobberin’ time!”. Then he sort of winds up for a punch while simultaneously spinning around, arms stretched out. Basically, he turns his back to show you “Best in the World” on his t-shirt.

That entrance is pretty specific and recognizable. Instead, they have Punk kind of Ric Flair “Woo!” which isn’t what he does. It bothers me a lot, and it’s THQ’s inability to recognize details like those that make me not want to buy any more wrestling games from them.

Apparently, they’ve overhauled just about everything, from Punk’s actual entrance to Chris Jericho’s entrance with his lite brite jacket. That makes me giddy. The only problem is it comes out October 30th which is the same day Assassin’s Creed 3 comes out. Oh well, I’ll make it work.

Seriously though, guys. A year ago, CM Punk was a mid carder who we all knew was the best in the world. A year later, he’s been WWE Champion for 6 months and is the WWE ’13 coverboy. And we all thought he was dead after the Summer of Punk.

Song of the Week (That I’m Not Ashamed To Admit I Like).

Don’t judge me.

Yes! Teaser Trailer For New Bond Movie, Skyfall.

I love you, Daniel Craig. You suave, sexy son of a bitch.

Song of the Week (That I’m Not Ashamed To Admit I Like).

So a few months ago, ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt talked about how he heard “That’s the way it is” by Celine Dion in the ESPN cafeteria and wasn’t ashamed to admit he really enjoyed the song. He then asked via twitter for people to respond with their guilty pleasure songs. I was listening to my iPod on the way home today and thought, man, I have a lot of random ass music that is kind of embarrassing on here. Including “Don’t Let Go” by En Vogue (and another version by Deepfield).

Basically, I like this song. I don’t care if that makes me gay. This shit takes me back to middle school dances. So here’s to hoping you now have this stuck in your head all weekend.

Assassin’s Creed 3: Nerd Boner Time.

The first trailer is is only 45 seconds long, and it’s a teaser that was released on Monday. It shows our new protagonist, Connor, stalking his victim. What we see that’s completely new is his Hidden Blade turn horizontally into a dagger. I must confess, I kind of lost my shit when that happened.

The second trailer is the world premiere of actual gameplay footage with the brand new Anvil engine.

Ummmm. Splooge.

When he jumps through the window of the house, only to run through and jump out the other window — Jason Bourne style — my jaw hit the fucking floor. Then I began giggling like a little girl. This game is going to be so epic that words won’t do it justice.

October 31st cannot get here soon enough.

Despite Horrible, Cheesy Title, “Gangster Squad” Looks God Damned Amazing.

Campy title aside, holy shit.

Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, NICK NOLTE?! Sign me the fuck up.

Will Ferrell + Zach Galifianakis = Amazeballs.

Yes, please.

“The Campaign” is going to be one hilarious movie.

The Villain We Need, But Not The One We Deserve.

If you don’t know who Phoenix Jones is, he’s this guy:

You can read more about him here, but basically, he’s a real life Superhero operating out of Seattle. I for one support Rex Velvet in his quest to rid our fair city of this masked vigilante who conducts himself by his own code of morality. Rex Velvet might not be the Supervillan we deserve, but he’s the one we need right now. You can follow the dastardly Rex Velvet on twitter @RexVelvet

This town deserves a better class of criminal.

Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.

I’m still trying to figure out my favorite line of theirs. “He’s taking too long” is a candidate, because, well, if that’s how old ladies think about sex, I need to start sleeping with old ladies. They root for you to hurry it up and go faster! It’s like they know my specialty.

My other favorite line is “That’s how the Greek’s do it” referring to ‘from behind’. I’m going to get like, so many random google search hits from this post. “Kim Kardashian sex tape” (for good measure.)

I love you, internet. Never ever change.

“Lawless” Looks Awesome.

Ok, so, wait.

Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Guy Pearce, and Gary Oldman as a villain? Bootleggers? TOMMY GUNS? You best believe I am all-in on this shit.

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