Quote of the Week.

I feel like I’m agile enough to jump on top of a car’s hood if it came close to running me over.  I mean, I haven’t died yet.  Think about it.  Proof.

Mikey, on why he believes he is invincible.  Yes, I said invincible.  His argument for being invincible is that he is currently not dead.  You can’t make this stuff up, people.

In Mikey We Trust.

[Side note: that jug in his hand? Coffee flavored beer. It was his birthday present to me.
"But Mikey, I don't like beer."
But it tastes like coffee, not beer.
"But Mikey, I don't like coffee."
But its beer.
"But Mikey, I don't like coffee or beer."
Oh...
Can I have it then?]