BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So as you may or may not know, I pointed out the shittiness and douchebaggery of the above blogger in a previous post.  But today, he responded.  And it was fantastic.

Kyle wrote…
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How in the world did you get chosen to blog for 710 ESPN? Spell check is your friend, along with reading comprehension in general. “Is there a better player that you can get on your team for a decent price who is better?” Simply stunning.

Thetrueseattlefan wrote…
thank you kyle
thanks for the comment.

Thetrueseattlefan wrote…
oh and kye
you should be my editor you managed to find the one mistake in there. good job, if this was elementary school i would give you 4 gold stars.

Kyle wrote…
dude
you have spelling errors in your bio for god’s sake. By the way, there are far more mistakes, I just thought using a word twice in the same sentence was alarmingly bad. So if you’d like, I can point out the myriad of mistakes in this extremely poorly written post.

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Really?

So a while ago, 710 ESPN Seattle was searching for bloggers in the area to help give their perspective of Seattle sports. They had an open casting call of sorts on their website MyNorthwest.com. Obviously, yours truly sent in an application.  I figured I’d be much too vulgar to even be considered, and I was probably correct in that assumption. There’s a slight chance that I suck at blogging as well, but let’s just assume that someone other than myself is to blame for lack of monetary gains via blogging.

Anyway, I was looking through who did get invited to talk about Mariners, Seahawks, etc and came across this dude’s blog.  His name is Chris Quimby and his handle is “1 True Seattle Sports Fan”.  Yeah.  He might be the biggest douche in the history of Jesus.

First of all, you think you could get a picture that makes you look a little less high/drunk/asleep? (This coming from a guy who looks high in 99.542% of his pictures, by the way)  Way to go, fucktard.  Secondly, he didn’t even spell check his fucking bio in the upper right hand corner.  Really?  Way to monitor this shit, 710.

Looking at his posts, they are so difficult to read that I wind up calling it quits halfway through.  He never uses punctuation, he misspells words, and his general lack of reading comprehension is quite alarming.  It’s like they found a dude at the mall wearing a Mariners jersey and said “Hey, you should blog for us!”.

Now obviously I’m a little bitter that I didn’t get picked but I don’t think they’re getting paid so in the end, I’m ok with it.  But c’mon, 710 ESPN.  At least pick people who graduated high school.  At least pick non-douche bags who have some idea of what the hell is going on.  I mean, shit, I get better and more articulated information/opinions from Facebook status updates.  And that’s fucking sad.

For shame.

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