Really?

So a while ago, 710 ESPN Seattle was searching for bloggers in the area to help give their perspective of Seattle sports. They had an open casting call of sorts on their website MyNorthwest.com. Obviously, yours truly sent in an application.  I figured I’d be much too vulgar to even be considered, and I was probably correct in that assumption. There’s a slight chance that I suck at blogging as well, but let’s just assume that someone other than myself is to blame for lack of monetary gains via blogging.

Anyway, I was looking through who did get invited to talk about Mariners, Seahawks, etc and came across this dude’s blog.  His name is Chris Quimby and his handle is “1 True Seattle Sports Fan”.  Yeah.  He might be the biggest douche in the history of Jesus.

First of all, you think you could get a picture that makes you look a little less high/drunk/asleep? (This coming from a guy who looks high in 99.542% of his pictures, by the way)  Way to go, fucktard.  Secondly, he didn’t even spell check his fucking bio in the upper right hand corner.  Really?  Way to monitor this shit, 710.

Looking at his posts, they are so difficult to read that I wind up calling it quits halfway through.  He never uses punctuation, he misspells words, and his general lack of reading comprehension is quite alarming.  It’s like they found a dude at the mall wearing a Mariners jersey and said “Hey, you should blog for us!”.

Now obviously I’m a little bitter that I didn’t get picked but I don’t think they’re getting paid so in the end, I’m ok with it.  But c’mon, 710 ESPN.  At least pick people who graduated high school.  At least pick non-douche bags who have some idea of what the hell is going on.  I mean, shit, I get better and more articulated information/opinions from Facebook status updates.  And that’s fucking sad.

For shame.