What the hell, Google?

Some of the things people Google that then leads them to my site boggles my mind.  How in the hell did my blog pop up in a search for that?  I’m fairly confident I’ve never blogged about “palin retarded child”, yet it still comes up every week.  I digress.  Here’s a list of all the painfully disgusting, yet unintentionally hilarious fodder sent my way via search engines across the world-wide-web:

• palin retarded child
• faggot gun
• sad arab woman
• arab woman sex
• sex mooooooooovies
• how much do clothes cost in the matrix?
• dude jerking off fruit

What the hell?  How did some 13-year-old kid in New Jersey get sent to my blog when all he wanted was to rub one out to some exotic looking fruit?  This world is so difficult to live in sometimes.  Also, what the hell is with all the searching for hot Middle Eastern women?  This is KyleRancourt.com, not a place to talk to a Customer Service Representative from Dell. 

And lastly, if you’re looking for sex movies, did you really think typing in ‘sex mooooooooooovies’ would yield better results?  Or is that some reference to bestiality that I was unaware of?

Gross.  Now I’ll probably get some sort of “man fucking cow” Search Engine Term in my blog stats next week.  I guess whatever keeps ‘em coming.

Get it?  Keeps ‘em coming?