Holy Shirts and Pants.

This post has nothing to do with anything, really.  I was looking at my hit counter for the past few months, and it always takes a Disney Stock-esq nose dive on the weekends.  It’s not like it can’t be explained, because I feel like KyleRancourt.com is the source of entertainment for everyone who has internet access at work.  But I feel like trying some sort of hit counter experiment, so you’ll have to just go along with it.

Since I’ve been getting random ass google searches leading people here, I figured, why not help them out to increase traffic?  That’s kind of shameless and cheap, but no worse than Mick Foley’s cheap pop by saying “Here in…Kirkland, Washington”.  So, um, enjoy?

Lindsay Lohan lawsuit is something that doesn’t even begin to make sense.  Lindsay Lohan drunk and Lindsay Lohan nude pics on the other hand…yeah.  Alice in Wonderland in 3D.  Chris Brown is attempting to ask for help because he’s a bitch and punched a girl.  Chris Brown Rihanna.  Last night was Daylights Savings.  This week is March Madness.  Apparently today is National Pi Day.  No, not the delicious pastry, but 3.14.  They have a day dedicated to that shit?  Fucking math nerds.  Also, today is Selection Sunday.  In case you’re a little late to the party, Corey Haim is dead and Corey Feldman is dead inside.  Haiti Relief or American Red Cross donate.  Perhaps you’d like to Donate to Chile Earthquake Relief instead?  Perhaps you’d like to see Taylor Swift nude.  Jenna Jameson, Free Porn Movies, Iron Man 2 trailer, 2010 US Census, Kobe Bryant Pau Gasol, Israel’s Prime Minister, Manny Pacquiao, Kate Gosselin.  I really hate Kate Gosselin.  I don’t know why.  She just has a face that you want to punch.  She just screams “I dropped out of high school to enroll in Beauty School but quit that after 2 weeks”.  Also, eight kids?  Jesus.  That vagina has gotta be like Ground Zero, man.  I bet Jon wanted to put it in her butt, but she refused, and that’s the real reason he left.  I mean, it’s like fucking a bucket of warm water after a while, and we all know ‘if it aint tight, it aint right’.

Credit Card Debt, How to reduce Credit Card debt, Tiger Woods transgressions, Tiger Woods gatorade, Tiger Woods nike, Tiger Woods return, Tiger Woods Tiger Woods Tiger Woods.  Obama Health Care, Sarah Palin book, Sarah Palin Death Panel, Sarah Palin Retard Child (see what I did there?), Sarah Palin Famliy Guy, Sarah Palin Fox News, Sarah Palin nude pictures.  Glenn Beck is a fucking moron.  That wasn’t for traffic’s sake, I just really think Glenn Beck is a fucking moron.  Keith Olbermann.  Bill Simmons.  Keith Olbermann vs Bill Simmons.  New York Yankees.  Alex Rodriguez.  Steroids.  Mark McGwire.  Barry Bonds.  Michael Phelps.  US Men’s Hockey.  2010 Olympics.  Lindsay Vonn.  Apollo Ohno.  Harry Potter.  Emma Watson.  Dear God, I want Emma Watson.  That Hermoine puts a spell on me.  Poor attempt at humor.  Very poor.  iPad.  iPhone.  iPod.  Apple.  Microsoft.  Dell.  Wal-Mart.  Coca-cola.  Pepsi.  Playboy.  Free nude pics.

I feel like I’ve done my job.  Now all I need to do is sit back, and let the traffic come to me…