Seperated at Birth?

Holy shit.  I saw a clip of Washington’s press conference and I literally yelled at the TV, “Holy shit, he looks just like Homey the Clown!”

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.  Perhaps Damon Wayans is to blame for supplying Ron Washington with all that blow.  I mean, that’s basically all they did on In Living Color, right?  I’m pretty sure the Wayans got together as a family — all 12 of them — and took lines off of the Fly Girl’s stomachs.

Ohhhh early ’90s, how we miss you so.

For those of you who don’t know, Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington failed a drug test and admitted to taking cocaine last season.  He then went on to admit smoking weed and taking amphetamines during his playing days.  Texas’ response was to back their manager, without fine or punishment.  Major League Baseball has also declined punishment.  Yeah, I guess we’re probably just going to look the other way on this.  I mean, it’s not like coke is illegal or anything.

Mike Bellotti resigns.

Former Oregon Head Coach and Athletic Director of the University of Oregon, Mike Bellotti, resigned today.  Health concerns, family matters, or something of the like?  Nope.  He quit to join ESPN as a College Football analyst.

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