Seperated at Birth?
March 19, 2010 2 Comments
Holy shit. I saw a clip of Washington’s press conference and I literally yelled at the TV, “Holy shit, he looks just like Homey the Clown!”
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Perhaps Damon Wayans is to blame for supplying Ron Washington with all that blow. I mean, that’s basically all they did on In Living Color, right? I’m pretty sure the Wayans got together as a family — all 12 of them — and took lines off of the Fly Girl’s stomachs.
Ohhhh early ’90s, how we miss you so.
For those of you who don’t know, Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington failed a drug test and admitted to taking cocaine last season. He then went on to admit smoking weed and taking amphetamines during his playing days. Texas’ response was to back their manager, without fine or punishment. Major League Baseball has also declined punishment. Yeah, I guess we’re probably just going to look the other way on this. I mean, it’s not like coke is illegal or anything.
Oscar Gamble was the first guy that came to my mind (after the hundred or so coke jokes)… But man, this is waaaaaay better. And I thought I had something with the Joe Lunardi/David Stern love-child comp (http://bit.ly/9rU4qb).
Also, Ron Ron’s apparently admitted to popping a greenie or two in his day. This isn’t here or there, but I’d love to see him do a Five Hour Energy commercial.
yeah i saw the lunardi/stern comparison and i kinda freaked out at how much they look alike.