What the hell?
March 22, 2010 3 Comments
First of all, what the hell, Yahoo? Under “What’s Trending”, garnering more searches than Jennifer Love Hewitt and Dancing with the Stars is Auschwitz? I guess that’s the fault of the Yahoo users, but jesus. I guess it puts it in perspective when you realize Hillary Clinton is #2 on the list.
Also, yes, I used paint. And no, Michael J. Fox did not draw that arrow.
Secondly, though, Chris Evans is the new Captain America? What the hell? Um, he already played a prominent role in another Marvel movie, the Fantastic Four. But now he signs a nine picture deal to play Steve Rogers? I guess. At least they didn’t cast Jim from The Office. That would have been about as bad as casting Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rid…oh, wait. Um…nevermind, Nick Cage has like, a bunch of venomous snakes and shit, and I’m pretty sure he scours the internet for people speaking ill of him and makes sure they sleep with the fishes. Sort of similar to how Luke Perry reads every high school newspaper in America to see if he is mentioned.
And last but certainly not least, what the hell, Katrina Hodge? If you don’t know who she is, read her story here. She’s been dubbed “Combat Barbie” because apparently she’s in the British Army and she moonlights as a model. She petitioned to do away with the swimsuit competition — and won.
Um, what? Setting aside the fact that the British Army is about as prestigious as being a mall cop, who the hell does this chick thinks she is?
Look, the only way for chicks to get anywhere in life is to shake their ass and S the D. We all know this. Stop with this feminism crap. The minute you start talking about equal rights this and women-aren’t-objects that, you get super fat and not even the QB of the Dallas Cowboys wants your chubby vagina anymore.
I honestly have no idea what the point of this post was, but I sure hope I offended a lot of people. Just in case I didn’t…
Canada sucks. A lot.
You mine dangerous territory with “Canada Sucks.” As for Nic Cage… Relax, he can’t pay his wifi bills anymore.
I saw all the comments you guys got and I laughed for like 20 minutes. I figured I’d attempt to deflect some of the negativity off of SC by doing what I did.
Unfortunately, no one reads this blog except my girlfriend and you. Sooo….yeah. At least I tried.
And perhaps Nick Cage shouldn’t have bought his own island or dinosaur skeletal remains and then complained about going bankrupt. That’s like spending the night with Michael Jackson and then complaining that he Macaulay’d your Culkin. I mean, at some point, you gotta look in the mirror. You brought that shit on yourself.
“Macaulay’d your Culkin”=great phrase? Or greatest phrase ever? Hang in there with the blog… There was a time when we only had one other reader. Now we have six.