Nostradamus?

I don’t like to toot my own horn — oh who are we kidding, I fucking love doing it — but about 3 weeks ago I wrote about how Milton Bradley was the Kanye West of baseball.

Today, Milton himself says if he were a musician, it’d be Kanye.

So basically, I called it.  I was thinking about how when Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA’s, all you stupid females on my Facebook kept updating your status shunning Kanye.  And now you all listen to his music like nothing happened.  Stupid lemmings.  Then I realized that whenever Milton says something, people completely overreact and jump to ridiculous conclusions.  So, yeah, they’re basically the same black person.

Today, Milton acknowledged my awesomeness, and although he didn’t mention KyleRancourt.com by name, searches for “Milton Bradley, Kanye West” have gone up 400% since yesterday.

Called it!