Week long sabbatical.
April 30, 2010 2 Comments
Yes, dear readers, I must apologize in advance. KyleRancourt.com will not be updated until May 9th at the earliest. I realize KR.com is where you come first for all of your Fantasy Sports, Mariners, Seahawks, Cougars, and other sport related news, as well as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s breakup coverage.
Alas, the GF and I are headed to Jamaica. Ocho Rios to be specific. We leave tomorrow night and fly out to Charlotte. Then we catch the connecting flight to Paradise. We stay at a Sandals, which is all-inclusive. Everything is free. Yes, booze too. They have a swim up bar in their giant pool, and you can guess where this guy will be for a majority of the time…
So while I’ll miss all of you, I won’t actually miss any of you. I’ll be far too drunk to realize that I’m in a different country. I just hope I come back looking better than this:
Peace out, America. Jamaica, here we come.
Please do us both a favor, and get high while you are there. Then, take pictures..
I’ve never smoked marijuana in my entire life. And I’ve certainly never had you take a picture and found out afterward that a face appeared in the smoke. Never.