A Battleship Movie? Really?

Oh what the fuck. They’re making one of the best board games ever into a movie. How? How the fuck is that even possible? Battleship the game is awesome, and takes a lot of guess work. It’s easy, and I’m sure we’ve all played many, many times. So how is that supposed to translate to the big screen?

Oh ok. A shit ton of CGI and robot noises, courtesy of Michael Bay (ok, Michael Bay didn’t direct it, but still, his fingerprints are all over this piece of shit). The best part? They had a budget of $200 million. TWO HUNDRED MILLION. I bet they wrote the script on the back of a cocktail napkin.

“Aliens. Explosions. Slow-motion. Hot chicks. Never-give-up attitude.”

Fuck I hate Hollywood.