Song of the Week (That I’m Not Ashamed To Admit I Like).
May 25, 2012 Leave a comment
Don’t judge me.
Yes! Teaser Trailer For New Bond Movie, Skyfall.
May 21, 2012 Leave a comment
I love you, Daniel Craig. You suave, sexy son of a bitch.
Song of the Week (That I’m Not Ashamed To Admit I Like).
May 18, 2012 Leave a comment
So a few months ago, ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt talked about how he heard “That’s the way it is” by Celine Dion in the ESPN cafeteria and wasn’t ashamed to admit he really enjoyed the song. He then asked via twitter for people to respond with their guilty pleasure songs. I was listening to my iPod on the way home today and thought, man, I have a lot of random ass music that is kind of embarrassing on here. Including “Don’t Let Go” by En Vogue (and another version by Deepfield).
Basically, I like this song. I don’t care if that makes me gay. This shit takes me back to middle school dances. So here’s to hoping you now have this stuck in your head all weekend.
Assassin’s Creed 3: Nerd Boner Time.
May 10, 2012 Leave a comment
The first trailer is is only 45 seconds long, and it’s a teaser that was released on Monday. It shows our new protagonist, Connor, stalking his victim. What we see that’s completely new is his Hidden Blade turn horizontally into a dagger. I must confess, I kind of lost my shit when that happened.
The second trailer is the world premiere of actual gameplay footage with the brand new Anvil engine.
Ummmm. Splooge.
When he jumps through the window of the house, only to run through and jump out the other window — Jason Bourne style — my jaw hit the fucking floor. Then I began giggling like a little girl. This game is going to be so epic that words won’t do it justice.
October 31st cannot get here soon enough.
Despite Horrible, Cheesy Title, “Gangster Squad” Looks God Damned Amazing.
May 9, 2012 Leave a comment
Campy title aside, holy shit.
Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Ryan Gosling, NICK NOLTE?! Sign me the fuck up.
Will Ferrell + Zach Galifianakis = Amazeballs.
May 7, 2012 Leave a comment
Yes, please.
“The Campaign” is going to be one hilarious movie.
The Villain We Need, But Not The One We Deserve.
May 2, 2012 4 Comments
If you don’t know who Phoenix Jones is, he’s this guy:
You can read more about him here, but basically, he’s a real life Superhero operating out of Seattle. I for one support Rex Velvet in his quest to rid our fair city of this masked vigilante who conducts himself by his own code of morality. Rex Velvet might not be the Supervillan we deserve, but he’s the one we need right now. You can follow the dastardly Rex Velvet on twitter @RexVelvet
This town deserves a better class of criminal.
Grandmas Watch Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.
May 1, 2012 Leave a comment
I’m still trying to figure out my favorite line of theirs. “He’s taking too long” is a candidate, because, well, if that’s how old ladies think about sex, I need to start sleeping with old ladies. They root for you to hurry it up and go faster! It’s like they know my specialty.
My other favorite line is “That’s how the Greek’s do it” referring to ‘from behind’. I’m going to get like, so many random google search hits from this post. “Kim Kardashian sex tape” (for good measure.)
I love you, internet. Never ever change.
“Lawless” Looks Awesome.
April 25, 2012 Leave a comment
Ok, so, wait.
Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Guy Pearce, and Gary Oldman as a villain? Bootleggers? TOMMY GUNS? You best believe I am all-in on this shit.
THE AMAZING BULK.
April 19, 2012 Leave a comment
Rip offs of Hollywood blockbusters are like, totes my fav. I want to see this in IMAX, please.
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