Love You, Internet.
January 26, 2012 Leave a Comment
A WebLog of No Particular Importance or Significance.
January 26, 2012 Leave a Comment
January 15, 2012 4 Comments
The best part about this post? This is a Mrs. Kyle request. “You should do that one chick from Firefly with huge boobs. The redheaded crazy one?” I’m so in love. Also, sad to note, but she’s married to the snozberries dude from Super Troopers.

HOW?
For reals. Ugh. Whatevs. She’s still one fine ass FC. The rest of the pictures aren’t really NSFW, but from here on out, you should probably assume that looking at them in the company of other people makes you look like a perv.
January 6, 2012 Leave a Comment
So for those wondering what the hell I’m doing, I’ll be taking requests for Random Hot Chick of the Week from now on. Someone said something about that one song she did that was famous, and I couldn’t get it out of my god damned head. Then I thought, well hot damn, she’s pretty attractive. Might as well make Kylie Minogue the first Hot Chick o’ the Week.

Not sure if these would qualify as NSFW, but I’d caution you to look discreetly anyways.
December 31, 2011 1 Comment

I lost my visor at the kegger, bro.
Also, here is a hampster regurgitating a glass eye. Enjoy!

December 23, 2011 Leave a Comment

Courtesy of ScreenRant.com
If you’re a fan of Batman — and really, who isn’t? — then go check out what the guys over at ScreenRant did. It’s pretty spectacular. It’s really interesting to take a look at everyone’s variation of the Bat Suit, the differing colors, etc. For a direct link to the photo, you can click here.
December 14, 2011 1 Comment
Fuck cruises. Also, the lady at the :45 second mark. Holy shit the lady at the :45 second mark.
December 1, 2011 Leave a Comment
October 7, 2011 2 Comments
The guys over at Bad Lip Reading are just fantastic. Watch these for immense entertainment. Rick Perry’s is the best one by far. “Save a pretzel for the gas jets” line absolutely slayed me. Also, the random “Ice Cream.” at the end made me lose my shit. I can’t stop singing, “Everybody poops, and if they don’t they’re an Android.” I’M IRREGULAR, BITCHES.
October 3, 2011 4 Comments

Probably not gonna visit Italy again.
I wrote nearly the same thing about Casey Anthony, but I felt the need to say this to all the fucktards who are rejoicing because Amanda Knox was freed today:
YOU ARE NOT A LEGAL EXPERT. STOP. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE TRIAL. STOP. YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE EVIDENCE, OR LACK-THERE-OF. STOP.
You just got super happy because a moderately attractive American female from an upper-middle class white family was freed from the injustice of a foreign country. Would you be this happy she were freed if she were a minority from a poor family in another country? Would you even know about it?
So many people act socially aware. What they don’t realize they’re actually doing is being social asshats. Oh you KNEW Casey Anthony was guilty? Well that’s interesting. A jury of her peers, presented with actual evidence, thought otherwise. Oh you KNEW Amanda Knox was innocent? That’s interesting, because you weren’t fucking there.
I get it. She’s from Seattle. She went to UW. She’s pretty. Her family cried on TV. This does not make you a legal expert. Your tweets don’t show that you’re versed in all matters concerning Amanda Knox; rather, they show you’re myopic and ill-informed. Just because you can have an opinion about something, doesn’t mean you need to share it with everyone. Also, you’ve created your opinion based on the opinions of others rather than fact. So … is that even really your opinion? Or are you just regurgitating someone else’s?
Any time something happens within the legal system, people like to chime in with their reactionary opinions and pass it off as fact. Chances are, you know absolutely nothing. You read a report on CNN? Someone give this man a fucking cookie. Oh, you read about it on Fox News? I think you’re a fucking douche bag. Stop pretending like you know what you’re talking about. You don’t, and you fucking know it.
The same people who “KNEW” Casey Anthony was guilty and “deserved” to go to jail are the same people who “KNEW” Amanda Knox was innocent and “deserved” to come home.
I fucking hate you all.
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